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Finally — Someone Who Can Actually Tell You Why Your Relationships Aren’t Working (and Exactly How to Fix It)

You know that feeling when you're doing everything right — therapy, books, communication tools, manifesting — but you're still getting stuck in the same, old relationship patterns?

The Relationship Audit is like having me sit in the stands and watch your love life unfold — and calling out the plays you didn't even know were happening. 

Here's the deal: You're going to share with me a little about your relationship history, where you're stuck, and what you're really wanting to experience (through a quick form — nothing scary, promise!). I’ll look at it with fresh eyes and a brand-new perspective. Then, within 3–5 business days, you’ll get a personalized video from me where I literally walk you through: 


★ Why you keep attracting the same patterns (even when you swear you’re choosing differently)

★ A powerful tool for deeper awareness + shifting out of reactivity and old patterns 

★ A new frame for how to think about relationship (that actually makes sense) 

Practical tips + tricks to help you consciously manifest the kind of love you’ve been craving 

Relationship Audit Grab your very own Audit for just $147

This is for you if you're sitting there thinking:

“I'm doing everything 'right', but still not getting deep connection.” 

★ “I’m a smart, self-aware woman... what am I missing?" 

★ "I just want a relationship that feels alive, fun, safe, and deeply connected!"

★ “I wish someone could just tell me what's getting in the way... and how to fix it."

Well, friend, that's exactly what this is. 


It’s the personalized roadmap I wish I'd had — one that takes all the guesswork out of love and shows you a clear path toward the connection you’ve been longing for.


How does it work (it's super simple)?

1. You grab your Relationship Audit and fill out my questionnaire (which is actually kind of fun).


2. I roll up my sleeves and dig into your relationship history like a detective looking for hidden clues.


3. You get your personalized video where I lay out the patterns, the invisible blocks, and the aha's you've been waiting for.


4. You walk away with a clear path forward — finally knowing how to call in the relationship you’ve always dreamed of (whether you're single or partnered).


“Want to see what this looks like? Watch a sample Audit video below so you know exactly what you’ll be getting.”

No more guessing. No more endless analysis. Just a clear understanding for why you're stuck — and a new path forward.

Because honestly? You’ve already done the heavy lifting. You know how your past shows up in your present. You understand how your childhood shaped your relationships. What’s left is this final missing piece — the one that points you in the direction you didn’t even know you were missing.


Hi, I'm Sarah!

I’m a Master's-Level Relationship Coach who started this work because of my own journey. 


I’d tried everything and did all the “right” things — and yet I still felt disconnected and alone in relationship. After a divorce left me heartbroken and baffled as to why I couldn't make it work (even after all that inner work and even my own training as a therapist), I was determined to figure out what I was missing. 


A few months later, I stumbled onto the work that finally shifted everything. 


Now, 2.5 years into a new relationship, I’m experiencing the most fun, conscious, and deep love of my life. And I want other women to know what’s possible, too.


If you’re ready to stop guessing, stop analyzing, and finally understand what’s been keeping you stuck in relationship — this is your chance. 


Got hesitations? Let's talk about them...


Will this fix everything overnight?

Nope. Let’s be real — nothing worth having works like that.

But what this will do is shine a spotlight on your patterns so you finally see them in a whole new way — and that insight is the first step toward real, lasting change.

You’ll walk away with: 
★ A crystal-clear awareness of what’s really been keeping you stuck 
★ One practical tool you can start using right away 
★ My guidance on how to begin shifting these patterns in your daily life 
★ Resources to support you if you want to DIY this path 

And yes — if you want more, I will share other ways to work with me. But that’s totally up to you. This Audit otherwise stands powerfully on its own and gives you what you need to start moving forward now.

But wait... it's only $147?

I want to be super clear about this (because I seriously dislike those sales pages that dangle the “gold” just out of reach until you fork over thousands more). 

Here’s what this is — and isn’t: 

★ With the Audit, you’re getting the aha. The paradigm shift. The clarity about why you’ve been stuck — plus a tool and resources to help you start shifting things right away. 

★ What you’re not getting here is the practice of doing it alongside me, in real time. That’s a possible next step — the ongoing work of rewiring and applying it in real time. And yes, that’s where my private clients invest additional time and money. 

★ But here’s the important part: working with me isn’t required to create change. You’ll get resources so you can dive in on your own if that’s what feels right — so you can take this Audit and start making big shifts immediately, on your own terms. 

★ And if you do want more support, I’ll briefly walk you through those options — and give you a special discount for purchasing the Audit
So yes — this is a massive deal. You’re getting the awareness, a practical tool you can begin using right away, and a powerful roadmap. 

Because the way I see it? Awareness is everything. And when we don’t know what we don’t know, we keep repeating the same old patterns. 

This is the start of finally breaking free.

Still worried there's a catch?

There’s no hidden agenda here. The Relationship Audit is one of my favorite things to do because the insights I share are the same ones that completely shifted my own love life. 

It’s like pulling back the curtain on what’s been missing — and I get to hold it open for you. 

There’s nothing better for me than giving other women what I wish I’d had years ago.

What if this doesn't work for me?

I know what it’s like to have already spent so much time, energy, and money trying to figure this out — and to still feel hesitant about spending more. 


That’s exactly why I’ve made this simple. 


If your Relationship Audit doesn’t leave you with real value and clarity, email me within 3 days of delivery of your video response and I’ll refund you in full. No hassle. 


I believe in this work that much, and I want this to feel supportive, clear, and genuinely helpful.

Click below to get your Relationship Audit — no more guessing, no more repeats, just the clarity you need to create the loving, fun, and soul-connected relationship your heart desires.


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Disclaimer and Terms and Conditions: The Relationship Audit is a one-time educational service designed to offer personal insight, reflection, and growth. It is provided by Sarah Schweppe in her role as a Relationship Coach and is entirely separate from her psychotherapy practice.

While Sarah is a Licensed Independent Social Worker in Ohio and a Licensed Clinical Social Worker in Colorado, this service is not therapy, psychotherapy, counseling, medical care, or mental health treatment. It does not create a therapist-client relationship and is not intended to diagnose, treat, or manage any mental health condition.

Sarah may draw from somatic, energetic, and other complementary personal growth frameworks in her video response. These perspectives are shared for educational purposes only and are not a substitute for medical, psychological, psychiatric, or other licensed healthcare services.

If you are experiencing significant mental health symptoms or need medical or psychiatric support, please contact a licensed healthcare provider.

If your Relationship Audit does not provide you with real value and clarity, you may request a full refund by email within 3 days of delivery of your video response.

To receive your Relationship Audit, your questionnaire must be submitted within 30 days of purchase. If it is not submitted within that timeframe, the service will be considered forfeited.

Because this is a personalized service, no specific outcomes or results are guaranteed.

By purchasing, you acknowledge that you understand and agree to these terms.
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If your Relationship Audit does not provide you with real value and clarity, you may request a full refund by email within 3 days of delivery of your video response.

To receive your Relationship Audit, your questionnaire must be submitted within 30 days of purchase. If it is not submitted within that timeframe, the service will be considered forfeited.
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